Just in time for the last Christmas of this century, I bumped into Santa Claus.
As I was jogging through snow-covered woods the other day I heard a
well-known jingle of bells. "Why, thats ....", "Father
Christmas" replied the man in red with the long white beard. He stopped
his sleigh and got off to join me.
"Santa Claus", I cried, "Fancy meeting you here, in person!
When its not even Christmas for several weeks yet!" "Aren you looking
forward to Christmas at all?"
"How can I look forward to it...